Here’s an early week update! 

“How to Backwash” is now available on Audible! That’s right! An audiobook! Merry Christmas!🎄🎁 

Now, for a small fee, you can listen to a strange woman read my book out loud, one painfully butchered haiku at a time! 

Honestly, it’s rather entertaining. I found myself laughing out loud at my own shit as I listened to it through my headphone’s-that’s got to be a good sign, yeah? 

If I have to read a haiku out of HTB one more time, I’m going to scoop my eyeballs out with a butter knife. How’s that, for gross imagery? 

Okay, that’s not true. Each haiku is literally my child, to be honest. The editing process was grueling, as it’s meant to be. If you’re not turned off by your own writing after reading it for the three thousandth time through for editing purposes, are you even a writer? 

Sure, you are! 

There’s no rule that says you have to be neurotic as fudge to be a successful indie author; in fact, there are no rules at all. 

Books and brown butter cookies start going out TODAY!

“Why brown butter cookies, Shawna? That’s random as hell.” 

Friendlies, who DOESN’T love chocolate chip cookies? 🍪 

It’s not lost on me that it takes time and effort to read my book and then go online to Amazon.com and leave me an honest review. 

It is makes my heart feel warm as pie to know that I have people in my life who are able and willing to help me and support me and my book. Gratitude is a huge part of my daily life, so it makes perfect sense that it would be a huge part of my updates.

Thanksgiving the holiday has passed, but the attitude of gratitude starts over every single day in my home. I am thankful for every single one of you. Thank you for stopping by! 

Until next time, my Lovely Friendlies! 

Love, 

SKA